Be it known, George Washington is the only head of state who did not blame the previous administration for his problems. And our Congress and Senate? So unpredictable that you never know what life-threatening problems you won’t do anything about.
OK, so Joe and Jill went up the hill. Should Joe fall and break his crown, Kamala will fall after him. With a food taster. We are grateful for our new boss. Biden actually knows a lot. He just can’t remember it. But it’s on his file, which means no one can see it. Will powerful interests control him? His answer: « Let my family out of here. » Something else. Cabinet members were warned not to discuss the man’s advanced years. No mention that he once had a pet dinosaur.
So many candidates to go to town hall that there aren’t enough promises to go around. Andrew Yang ran for president. You’re welcome. Mayor now. You’re welcome. I itches to be famous, next is Alderman. You’re welcome. He said he should run NYC because he has Kamala’s cell phone number. How’s that for a platform?
His next salon trick is dialing for endorsement. Or talk in Central Park. And where he’ll be, it’s never been so good. Per Politico and his voter card “he did not vote in the 2000 and 2012 presidential elections. In addition, all mayoral elections between 2001 and 2017 were skipped. “This wizard of opportunity now wants to rule this city?
Let’s remember today the three louseketeers: Congressman Adam Bullschiff, charming Jerry Nadler and Saint Mrs. Pelousey. Can someone please remind me when America elected Pelousey President of the United States? . . . AND to quote the great speaker Horatio. Or his cousin, perhaps called Irving Horatio. Who may have said, “Elections determine whether the polls are correct. And the guy who takes the polls takes the polls. “
We are now discussing our previous first ladies. Theodore Roosevelt’s Edith had the children throw Spitballs on Andrew Jackson’s portrait. Bess Truman’s wisdom: « A woman must sit next to her husband, keep silent, and make sure her hat is straight. » Andrew Johnson’s Eliza, not a knockout and from an impoverished background, made quilts and rarely left the White House. Micromanager Sarah Polk banned drinking, card games, dinners, parties and even dancing at James’ inaugural ceremony. « Plastic Pat » asked Nixon to give up the terrible « mud fight » policy, but could not move him from the spotlight. DC is still a swamp and the President’s Palace is not finished when Abigail Adams hung her laundry in the reception room. Mrs. Zachary Taylor was called « an ignorant, unaffected fool ».
Well, Melania. She kept her son and her own family in calm, respectful control. No scandals, no rampage, no night drinking, no running for p.r. Clothes, excellent. Looks beautiful. Behavior, perfect. And very smart. The only high-pitched barking around them came from jealous outsiders. I know Melania. They were together when Donald brought them to my home. On the day of inauguration, we hugged. I’ve seen her since then. She is to be congratulated for holding her position with elegance.
Only in New York, children, only in New York have Mitch McConnell’s words been repeated. And they are: « Our land is mine… »
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